We're All Characters in Thomas the Train
Cooper: Mommy is Percy. Colton is Toby.
Me: Who am I?
Cooper: Hewi-copper.
Me: Well, who are you?
Cooper: I Thomas.
Me: Who's Pappy?
Cooper: Uh...Uhh..Uh..Gordon!
Like Poop for Chocolate
(me changing Colton's nasty diaper)
Cooper: Look, Daddy! Chocolate!
Me: No, no that's not chocolate!
Cooper: Chocolate! Chocolate!
Me: It's not chocolate. It's poop!
Cooper: It's chocolate, daddy!
Me: It may have been chocolate, but it's not chocolate now.
Cooper: It's chocolate, daddy...
Dinosaurs Don't Have Butts
(note: Cooper's favorite movies right now are The Land Before Time Movies)
Cooper: Mommy, dinosaurs no poop.
Micole (perplexed): Okay...Why is that?
Cooper: Dinosaurs no butts.
Daddy Airplanes, Baby Airplanes
(In the parking lot of Meijer, we see an airplane on it's descent to the airport)
Cooper: Look, thats a Daddy plane!
Me: It's a Daddy plane? What's a Daddy plane?
Cooper: It big. Baby plane little.
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