There's a line in the John Prine song "Jesus: The Missing Years" that goes "All the world smelled like poop. Baby poop that is ..the worst kind". Everytime I changed Cooper's diaper I thought of that line and I had to disagree with John. That was when Cooper was still breastfeeding. Since he's become a formula only baby, I have to say that John Prine is a songwriting genius. I would've said that anyways, but tonight, Mommy left for Target (pronounced Tar-Jhay). Cooper decided to leave me a surprise. Oh, God. It was horrible. Just horrible. Definitely the worst kind.
Cooper planning the baby poop holocaust.
Share videos and photos at JussPress.comThe calm before the poop storm.
Share videos and photos at JussPress.comHiding his intentions.
Share videos and photos at JussPress.comHe did it on purpose, I'm sure of that.
Share videos and photos at JussPress.comJust before the devastation.
Share videos and photos at JussPress.comAfter the horror that was.
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2 comments:
LOL...breastfed baby poop has a decent smell, and then we feed them food, and switch to formula, and the poopie becomes toxic. I'm sure he planned it too, ;)
I hear ya there about those wonderful "gifts"...love the look of "intention" & pre-devistation
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